If you prefer your life with a side of snark and a generous sprinkle of debauchery, then welcome to your year! This calendar isn't about forced toxic positivity; it's about acknowledging the absurdity, celebrating the small victories (like simply making it to F*ck Yeah Fridays), and reminding you that you're not alone in this beautiful mess. Each month pairs brutally honest wit and sweary empowering affirmations with my original photography, imploring you to not merely exist, but to LIVE in the often gritty moments between the beautiful snapshots. So ditch your boring ass calendar, embrace one that finally speaks your language, and get ready for a year that's as real, as unfiltered, and as magnificently unhinged as you are!